Nathan McQuillen

Ye Olde Cheste of Booty

Yo-Ho-Ho, a Bottle of Rum, and 3 Free Turns

You didn't find out what it was until you'd paid for it. NO RETURNS. (-300)

This Elf makes you rub your genitals.

Toad's got needs.

PISSED ON by a Holy Man
+1000

"I breathe atmospheric gases, damn you!"
(500 pts)

Ben Kidwell

Rescue Sheep-Dog.
"Booze"
(+2000)

This old man, he played six, he played the xylophone on YO DICKS!

If you are an attractive young woman, I want you - I am eager, lusting, burning, needing - it is my nature. Call Ben @ (608) 238-7389

Ben Bridgman

A bitter, drug addicted Michael Dukakis yaks on your lawn. +5

Pardon my French!
"Merde." "Chapeau du merde." "Poontang."

Angry Amish
"Thou art a fucking idiot."
+100 Israeli pop points / -2 dollars

Ben Smith

Chairman Mao wins the poetry slam.

Francie Neville

Doesn't anyone realize that this game is all about veiled sexual tension? Quit fucking around and have a wild orgy!!

(take your clothes off for +200)

Aaron Mandel

A brief game of conkers during the LA riots.

There's trouble down at the plant!
-500

Fuck Barn

Stewart King

the food chain.

The Viet Cong Are Masters Of Disguise
-500

The monarch butterfly's false eyespots terrify many predators. +5000

Lisa Larson

Man, that is one hung jury. +500

They finally let you wear the tutu and you pee on the stage. -30

Here, fair maiden, I have a SCSI card for you. Goddammit, that vodka.

Myke Cuthbert

the Lord works in mysterious ways
+400

no, you can NOT term-bill it.
-17

Cindy Alvarez

controlled by ferrets
+36

fish bowling!
+10

Chloe Joan Lopez

your hand really is talking to you
-100 unless you're already insane.

put litter in its place.
(-1000)

Chris Corsale

Win a dream date with Chewbacca.
+526

JESUZ SEZ:
Man, i wish i could've gone to woodstock, but my
ride crapped out. Man, it musta been a STONE GROOVE